" Hello, Fans! Well, looks like we got ourselves a page on the internet! It don't do much right now, but I got this guy who will make it all work. Remember, if you want to send something by HoboPost, all you gotta do is hand it to any hobo who has on a "HoboPost" ball cap or cape along with a Foster's Oil Can or single-size Night Train (the kind what looks like an Olive Oil bottle), and that package is on its way to your choice destination! Delivery times can usually be about 3 weeks, unless your courier has a run-in with a yard boss or even the Lord above (offer is void in Nebraska). Be sure not to dee-sturb a courier while he or she is urinating. Check back soon. And remember, a pole-cat in a shoebin ain't worth tar."

~ boom

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